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post #1 of 1 (permalink) Old 07-20-2001, 05:40 PM Thread Starter
yes, jluv
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Post Yet another Clinton joke

Bill took a trip to his home town in Arkansas, where he bought two prize razorbacks and brought them home to the White House. He takes them under each arm and starts to climb down the steps of Air Force 1. At the bottom of the sateps, he is saluted by a Marine.
Clinton says, "Hello soldier. Sorry I can't salute you back, I've kinda got my hands full."
The Marine says "Yes sir. Nice pigs, sir."
Bill says "Thanks, but these aren't just any old pigs, soldier. These are 100% pure-bred Arkansas razorback prize-winning pigs."
The Marine replies "Yes sir. Nice razorbacks sir."
Bill says proudly "Yup, I got this one for Hillary and this one for Chelsea."
The Marine says "Yes sir. Nice trade, sir."
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