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post #1 of 1 (permalink) Old 07-15-2001, 04:06 AM Thread Starter
yes, jluv
Join Date: May 2001
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Post Pancakes

Two brothers, one 13 and one 4, get up one morning for breakfast. Before they go downstairs, the older brother takes his younger brother aside and convinces him that it would be cool to cuss in front of Mom at the table and see what happens. The younger brother doesn't know any better, so he agrees. The older brother says "Okay, my word will be hell, and your words will be sh*t, ass, and f*cking." Once again, the little brother agrees. So they get to the table, and Mom comes up and says to the older brother "Good morning son, what would you like for breakfast?" He pretends to think for a minute, and then says "Ah, what the hell, I'll have some pancakes." The shocked mother, out of reflex, reaches back and slaps the crud out of the older brother. Then she turns to the 4-year-old and says "And what do you want?!?!" He immediately replies "Sh*t, I don't know, but you can bet your ass I don't want any f*cking pancakes!"
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