First, I apoligize that this is so hard to read. Being almost completely computer-illiterate, I don't know how to space the dialogue out right. I tried Tab, but it didn't work. Anyone wanna help me? Just reply and tell me how to make it look right. Please. Thanks. I have no idea if I am spelling Freud right. Whatever. It's late and I can't sleep. Two guys are talkin one day. First guy says "Have you ever made a Freudian slip." Guy #2 says "I don't know. What is that?" First guy says "You know. For example, The other day at the airport I told a sexy, big-breasted ticket clerk that I needed 2 pickets to Tittsburg, when of course I meant to say I needed 2 tickets to Pittsburg." Other guy says "Okay ya. Just yesterday at the dinner table I said to my wife 'Shut the f*ck up you stupid cu*t whore! You've ruined my f**kin life you f**kin b**ch!'" First guy says "How is that a Freudian slip?" Other guy replies "Well, I meant to say 'pass the salt'".