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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 07-14-2001, 05:10 PM Thread Starter
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A 5-year old boy and his grandfather were sittin on the front porch. The old man was sippin a beer. Kid says "Hey Grandpa, can I have a beer?" Grandpa asks "Can your dick touch your ass?" Kid says "Well, no." So Grandpa says "Well then, you're not man enough to have a beer yet." So a few days later they're on the porch again. This time Grandpa is smokin a cigar. Kid says "Hey Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" Grandpa asks "Can you dick touch your ass?" Kid says "No, Grandpa, it cannot." So Grandpa says "Well then, you're not man enough to have a cigar, either." A couple of days later they are on the porch again. This time, the little boy has some of Grandma's homemade oatmeal cookies. Grandpa says "Hey Grandson, can I have a cookie?" Kid says "Can your dick touch your ass?" Grandpa says "Hell yes it can!" Kid says "Well then go f**k yourself! Grandma made these for me!"
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 07-14-2001, 08:58 PM
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AAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAA...THAT ONES KIND OF OLD, BUT STILL FUNNY.
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