This got lost in the Main forum
Word to the wise....
A young couple, just married were in their honeymoon
suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing
for bed, the husband who was a big burly man tossed
his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of
"I can't wear your pants," she said.
That's right," said the husband, "and don't you ever
forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this
With that she flipped him her panties and said "Try
He tried them on and found he could only get
them on as far as far as his kneecaps.
"Hell," he said. "I can't get into your panties!".
She replied, "That's right, and that's the way it is
going to be until your f*#@#ing attitude changes!".