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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-05-2001, 11:39 AM
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Word to the wise....

A young couple, just married were in their honeymoon
suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing
for bed, the husband who was a big burly man tossed
his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of
her body.

"I can't wear your pants," she said.
That's right," said the husband, "and don't you ever
forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this
family."

With that she flipped him her panties and said "Try
these on."
He tried them on and found he could only get
them on as far as far as his kneecaps.

"Hell," he said. "I can't get into your panties!".

She replied, "That's right, and that's the way it is
going to be until your f*#@#ing attitude changes!".
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hahahahaha
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post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-06-2001, 07:46 AM
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so did you change your attitude?
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That, or the appearance of the attitude..
of course.
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post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-07-2001, 12:02 AM
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That one is too funny!!

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Now that's a good one!

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Best darn joke i've heard all year!!
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Best darn joke i've heard all year!!
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