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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 06-29-2001, 09:25 AM Thread Starter
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One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, the townspeople were in church,
>listening to the organ play. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of
>the church. Everyone started screaming and running
>for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get
>away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone was evacuated from the Church,
>except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving,
>seemingly oblivious to he fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his
>presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man
>and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
>Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"
>
>"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
>Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried,
>"Why aren't you afraid of me?"
>
>The man calmly replied, "Been married to your
>sister for 48 years!"

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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 06-29-2001, 10:49 AM
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I can relate. After 2 divorces, I think he must have 2 sisters.
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 07-03-2001, 12:19 AM
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can you?j/k


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One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, the townspeople were in church,
>listening to the organ play. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of
>the church. Everyone started screaming and running
>for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get
>away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone was evacuated from the Church,
>except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving,
>seemingly oblivious to he fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his
>presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man
>and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
>Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"
>
>"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
>Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried,
>"Why aren't you afraid of me?"
>
>The man calmly replied, "Been married to your
>sister for 48 years!"

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