One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, the townspeople were in church,
>listening to the organ play. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of
>the church. Everyone started screaming and running
>for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get
>away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone was evacuated from the Church,
>except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving,
>seemingly oblivious to he fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his
>presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man
>and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
>Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"
>"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
>Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried,
>"Why aren't you afraid of me?"
>The man calmly replied, "Been married to your
>sister for 48 years!"