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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-07-2001, 02:44 PM Thread Starter
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Post COMPLETE STOP DAMMIT!!!

A guy blows a stop sign and gets caught by a policeman.
> > >
> > > Cop says, "License and registration please."
> > >
> > > Guy says, "What for?"
> > >
> > > Cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
> > >
> > > Guy says,"I slowed down, and no one was coming."
> > >
> > > Cop says,"You still didn't come to a complete stop , license and
> > > registration, please."
> > >
> > > Guy says, "What's the difference?"
> > >
> > > Cop says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop.
> > > License and registration, PLEASE!"
> > >
> > > Guy says, "If you can show me the difference between slow down and
> > > stop, I'll give you my license and registration."
> > >
> > > Cop says, "Exit your vehicle sir."
> > >
> > > At this point, the cop takes out his Billy club and starts beating
> the
> > > pee-waddling piss out of the guy and says,
> > >
> > > "Do you want me to slow down or stop?"

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-07-2001, 10:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by MADMEX:
pee-waddling
What the hell...???
post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-08-2001, 08:11 AM
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rodney king rodney king rodney king . i bet he stopped at the next sign.
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-08-2001, 01:30 PM
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I would've beat the cops ass!!
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-12-2001, 10:33 AM
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HAHAHAH
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-14-2001, 09:44 PM
 
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Originally posted by Kaji98Z:
I would've bit the cops ankles!!

Ha ha and I dont even know you.


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