A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles
upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says,
"Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the
forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!"
The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off
running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing
coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do
Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty
forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at
his razor,mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the
rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up heroin...
"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come
running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!"
The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the
shit out of the little rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in
horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely
trying to help us all!"
The lion answers, "That little [email protected]
&!er makes me run around the forest
like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"