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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 06-07-2001, 02:45 PM Thread Starter
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> >>The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask
> > >>first and correctly can leave early today. Little Johnny says to
> > >>himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm clever - that answer's
> > >>mine!"
> > >>
> > >>The teacher asked, "Who said `Four Score and Seven Years Ago?
> > >>Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln,"
> > >>The teacher said, "That's right, Susie, you can go."
> > >>
> > >>Johnny was mad. Susie had answered first.
> > >>
> > >>The teacher asked, "Who said, `I Have a Dream?" Before Johnny could
> > >>open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King." The teacher said,
> > >>"That's right, Mary, you can go."
> > >>
> > >>Johnny was even madder than before. Mary had answered first.
> > >>
> > >>The teacher asked, "Who said `Ask not, what your country can do for
> > >>you? Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John Kennedy".
> > >>teacher said, "That's right, Nancy, you can go."
> > >>
> > >>Johnny was fuming. Nancy had answered first.
> > >>
> > >>As the teacher sat down, Johnny muttered, "I wish these bitches
> > >>would keep their mouths shut." The shocked teacher asked,
> > >>"Who said that?"
> > >>
> > >>Johnny jumped up and hollered, "Bill Clinton, see you Monday!"
> > >>

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