If Microsoft Was Headquartered in the South...
=If Microsoft Was Headquartered in the South...=
~Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders.
~Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottle.
~Occasionally you'd bring up a window that was covered with a Hefty bag.
~Dialog boxes would give you the choice of "Ahh-right" or "Naw."
~Instead of "Ta-Da!", the opening sound would be Dueling Banjos.
~The "Recycle Bin" in Winders '95 would be an outhouse.
~Instead of "Start Me Up", the Winders '95 theme song would be "Achy-Breaky Heart."
~PowerPoint would be named "ParPawnt."
~Microsoft's programming tools would be "Vishul Basic" and "Vishul C++."
~Winders 95 logo would incorporate the Confederate Flag.
~New Shutdown WAV: "Ya'll come back now!"
~Instead of VP, Microsoft big shots would be called "Cuz."
~Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans Am.
~Well, the first thing you know, old Bill's a billionaire.
~Spreadsheet software would include examples to inventory dead cars in your front yard
~Flight Simulator replaced by Tractor pull Simulator.
~Microsoft CEO: Bubba Gates.