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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 05-18-2001, 02:36 PM Thread Starter
 
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Talking This one made my day! LMAO!!

A typical married couple was lying in bed one night. The wife had
curled up ready to go to sleep and the husband put
his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he would
periodically reach over to his wife and fondle her "kitty". He did
this a few times but only for a very short
time each time. He would then stop and resume reading
his book. The wife gradually became aroused with this and
thought that her husband was seeking some response as encouragement
before going any further. She got up and started stripping in
front of him. The husband was confused and asked. "What are you
doing taking your clothes off? The wife replied, "you were playing
with my kitty". I thought it was foreplay to stimulate making love
with you tonight. The husband said, "no, not at all." The wife
then asked, well, what the hell were you doing then?" The husband
replied, "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages.


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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 05-18-2001, 03:01 PM
 
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oh man.

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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 05-21-2001, 03:22 PM
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Good one!
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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 05-23-2001, 04:29 AM
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lol funny!!!
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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 05-25-2001, 03:39 PM
 
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ROTFLMAO I like that one!
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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 05-25-2001, 04:15 PM
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But wouldn't the book smell...musty after a while?

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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 05-29-2001, 09:52 PM
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LOL, I think that my mom should hearthat one. LOL, NOT!!!

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