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A police officer pulled a guy over for speeding.
Officer: May I see your driverís license?
Driver: I donít have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the ownerís card for this vehicle?
Driver: Itís not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: Thatís right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the ownerís card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: Thereís a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. Thatís where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: Thereís a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Whoís car is this?
Driver: Itís mine, officer. Hereís the ownerí card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if thereís a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but thereís no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said thereís a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I donít understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didnít have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, Iíll bet the lying sombich told you I was speeding, too.
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-23-2001, 08:20 AM
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<b>hello i posted this about a week ago</b>A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too.


post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-25-2001, 04:17 PM
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I wonder if that would work...
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-29-2001, 09:50 PM
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Ha ha, I should try that smetime on a cop and see what would happen. Hold on, ill be right back.

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