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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 05-14-2001, 08:38 PM Thread Starter
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Post What Your Car Says About You -- LONG

Acura Integra
I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars.
Acura Legend
I'm too bland for German cars.
Acura NSX
I am not impotent ...
Acura Vigor
I wanted a Legend but couldn't afford one.
Audi 90
I enjoy putting out engine fires.
BMW 318i
I love my father, whose girlfriend is my age.
Buick Park Avenue
I am older than 34 of the 50 states.
Buick Skylark
I really liked the original Batmobile.
Cadillac Cimarron
I love the Chevy Cavalier, and I'm rich.
Cadillac DeVille
I am about to die.
Cadillac Eldorado
I am a very good Mary Kay salesman.
Cadillac Seville
I am a pimp.
Chevrolet Camaro
I enjoy beating up people.
Chevrolet Chevette
I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette
Chevrolet Corvette
I'm in a mid-life crisis.
Chevrolet El Camino
I am leading a militia to overthrow the government.
Chevy Suburban
I am a very short/small person and I feel bigger and superior.
Chrysler Cordova
I dig the rich Corinthian leather.
Datsun 280Z
I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.
Dodge Dart
I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower.
Dodge Daytona
I delivered pizza for four years to get this car.
Ford Explorer
I like to follow the trendy things (also see Jeep).
Ford Fairmont
(See Dodge Dart)
Ford Mustang
I slow down to 85 in school zones.
Ford Crown Victoria
I enjoy having people slow to 55mph & change lanes when I pull up
behind them.
Ford Probe
I can't afford a real sports car.
Ford Windstar
I have four children, and they all play soccer.
Geo Storm
I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.
Geo Tracker
I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.
Honda del Sol
I have always said, half a convertible is better than no
convertible at all.
Honda Civic
I have just graduated and have no credit.
Honda Accord
I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
Hyundai Excel
I hate my life.
Infiniti G20
I wanted a Q45 but couldn't afford one.
Infiniti Q45
I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
Isuzu Impulse
I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports.
Jaguar XJ6
I am so rich I will pay $60,000 for a car that is in the shop 280
days per year.
I want people to think that I am tough and cool and I couldn't
afford a Land Rover.
Kia Sephia
I learned nothing from the failure of Diahatsu Corp.
Lincoln Town Car
I live for bingo and covered dish suppers.
Mercury Grand Marquis
(See above)
Mercedes 500SL
I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.
Mercedes 560SEL
I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole.
Mazda Miata
I do not fear being decapitated by an 18-wheeler.
I am dating a mechanic.
Mitsubishi Diamante
I don't know what it means either.
Mitsubishi 3000GT
I'm a RICH pasty white guy who wears wraparound sunglasses and
listens to Hootie and the Blowfish.
Nissan 300ZX
I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Oldsmobile Cutlass
I just stole this car and I'm going to make a....
Peugeot 505 Diesel
I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
Plymouth Neon
I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena.
Pontiac Grand Am
I'm a pasty white guy who wears wraparound sunglasses and listens
to Hootie and the Blowfish.
Pontiac Trans AM
I have a switchblade in my sock.
Porsche 944/Boxster
I am dating big breasted women that otherwise would be
inaccessible to me.
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow
I think Pat Buchanan is a tad bit too liberal.
Saturn SC2
(See Honda Civic)
Subaru Legacy
I have always wanted a Japanese car even more than common sense.
Toyota Camry
I am still in the closet.
Toyota 4Runner
I want to be one of the crowd and look important (also see Jeep
and Ford Explorer).
Volkswagon Beetle
I still watch Partridge Family reruns.
Volkswagon Cabriolet
I am out of the closet.
Volkswagon Microbus
I am a serial killer.
Volvo 240 Sedan
I voted for Clinton, and am a member of the Sierra Club.
Volvo 740 Wagon
I am frightened of my wife.
Volvo 740 Turbo Wagon
I am somewhat frightened of my wife.

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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 05-16-2001, 11:11 PM
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Chevrolet Camaro
I enjoy beating up people.


post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 05-17-2001, 02:18 PM
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Man, No Buick Regal???? What is that suppose to say about you????

Probably "Your a Skinny Ass Bitch" LOL!!!!

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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-05-2005, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by WTGT86
Ford Mustang
I slow down to 85 in school zones.
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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-06-2005, 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by WTGT86
Chevrolet El Camino
I am leading a militia to overthrow the government.
The revolution starts now!

Originally Posted by DON SVO View Post
Women: vaginal life support.
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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-08-2005, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by That_Is_My_El_Camino
The revolution starts now!
Reporting for duty!

2007 Taurus SEL - daily driver
1974 El Camino SS - 400sb

Originally Posted by purrrfectstang
Umm.. what is the ID-10T settings?
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-10-2005, 06:04 PM
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lol slows down to 85 in a school zone? like 80% of mustang owners are females in v6's.

1987 Nissan pick up-wrecked
1984 Ponitiac grand am-sold
1988 Buick lasabre-sold
1987 Nissan 300zx-sold intake/exhaust
2001 Yamaha r6-sold slip on
2004 Yamaha r1-sold full exhaust
1991 Nissan 240sx-torn down,almost built up.
1994 toyota celica-blown up. exhaust
2005 Honda accord-daily.
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