What Your Car Says About You -- LONG
I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars.
I'm too bland for German cars.
I am not impotent ...
I wanted a Legend but couldn't afford one.
I enjoy putting out engine fires.
I love my father, whose girlfriend is my age.
Buick Park Avenue
I am older than 34 of the 50 states.
I really liked the original Batmobile.
I love the Chevy Cavalier, and I'm rich.
I am about to die.
I am a very good Mary Kay salesman.
I am a pimp.
I enjoy beating up people.
I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette
I'm in a mid-life crisis.
Chevrolet El Camino
I am leading a militia to overthrow the government.
I am a very short/small person and I feel bigger and superior.
I dig the rich Corinthian leather.
I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.
I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower.
I delivered pizza for four years to get this car.
I like to follow the trendy things (also see Jeep).
(See Dodge Dart)
I slow down to 85 in school zones.
Ford Crown Victoria
I enjoy having people slow to 55mph & change lanes when I pull up
I can't afford a real sports car.
I have four children, and they all play soccer.
I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.
I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.
Honda del Sol
I have always said, half a convertible is better than no
convertible at all.
I have just graduated and have no credit.
I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
I hate my life.
I wanted a Q45 but couldn't afford one.
I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports.
I am so rich I will pay $60,000 for a car that is in the shop 280
days per year.
I want people to think that I am tough and cool and I couldn't
afford a Land Rover.
I learned nothing from the failure of Diahatsu Corp.
Lincoln Town Car
I live for bingo and covered dish suppers.
Mercury Grand Marquis
I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.
I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole.
I do not fear being decapitated by an 18-wheeler.
I am dating a mechanic.
I don't know what it means either.
I'm a RICH pasty white guy who wears wraparound sunglasses and
listens to Hootie and the Blowfish.
I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
I just stole this car and I'm going to make a....
Peugeot 505 Diesel
I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena.
Pontiac Grand Am
I'm a pasty white guy who wears wraparound sunglasses and listens
to Hootie and the Blowfish.
Pontiac Trans AM
I have a switchblade in my sock.
I am dating big breasted women that otherwise would be
inaccessible to me.
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow
I think Pat Buchanan is a tad bit too liberal.
(See Honda Civic)
I have always wanted a Japanese car even more than common sense.
I am still in the closet.
I want to be one of the crowd and look important (also see Jeep
and Ford Explorer).
I still watch Partridge Family reruns.
I am out of the closet.
I am a serial killer.
Volvo 240 Sedan
I voted for Clinton, and am a member of the Sierra Club.
Volvo 740 Wagon
I am frightened of my wife.
Volvo 740 Turbo Wagon
I am somewhat frightened of my wife.