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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 05-14-2001, 10:39 PM Thread Starter
 
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Post The Hidden language of the classified car advert

MUST SELL
..before it blows up.

RUNS FINE
..I was going to say "runs excellent" but I had a last-minute concience attack.

NEEDS SOME BODY WORK
..was blindsided by a Winnebego.

WELL-MAINTAINED
..I changed the oil occasionally.

LOOKS LIKE NEW
..just don't try to drive it anywhere.

ALL ORIGINAL
..I never had anything fixed, adjusted, or replaced.

LOADED WITH OPTIONS
..each one more troublesome than the next.

NEVER SMOKED IN
..unfortunately, that's the best thing I can say about it.

PROJECT CAR
..doesn't run.

LOTS OF POTENTIAL
..doesn't run.

NEEDS MINOR REPAIR
..doesn't run
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 05-15-2001, 08:42 PM
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LOADED
...with shit
post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 05-17-2001, 12:06 AM
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Are you reading from the list of options on my first car, ? Thats funny.
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