The Hidden language of the classified car advert
..before it blows up.
..I was going to say "runs excellent" but I had a last-minute concience attack.
NEEDS SOME BODY WORK
..was blindsided by a Winnebego.
..I changed the oil occasionally.
LOOKS LIKE NEW
..just don't try to drive it anywhere.
..I never had anything fixed, adjusted, or replaced.
LOADED WITH OPTIONS
..each one more troublesome than the next.
NEVER SMOKED IN
..unfortunately, that's the best thing I can say about it.
LOTS OF POTENTIAL
NEEDS MINOR REPAIR