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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-15-2001, 07:31 AM Thread Starter
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10. Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters.

9. Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

6. The only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "An apple a day."

5. Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

4. "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo.

3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.

2. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

1. You ask for Viagra; you get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.


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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-15-2001, 08:02 AM
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damn...you been reading my "HMO"...guess I need to change it.I was told this was the top of the line.
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-16-2001, 08:12 AM Thread Starter
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Man, that's what you get from buying an Health Care Plan at the Farmer's Market!!! j/k

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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-16-2001, 11:02 PM
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Hahahaha. sounds about right for here in Texas.
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