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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 05-09-2001, 12:47 AM Thread Starter
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What do you want?

Little Johnny had been waiting in a long line to sit on the department store Santa's lap when he finally gets his turn at it and climbs up. Santa say to little Johnny, touching the little boy on the nose with his finger, "I'll bet you'd like a puppy for Christmas." Johnny shakes his head, "No."

Santa touches the little Johnny's nose with his finger again, "Well, then I'll bet you'd like a kitten for Christmas." Johnny again shakes his head, "No..."

The department store Santa then asked, "Well then, what would you like for Christmas, little boy?" Johnny replies with a big grin, "I want some pussy!!!"

Santa, startled and almost speechless, stutters, "Well, I don't have any of of that!?!?" Little Johnny, touching Saint Nick on nose, answers back smiling, "Yes you do, I can smell it on your finger!"
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 05-09-2001, 12:53 AM
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u need help man,j/k.

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