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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 05-06-2001, 10:44 AM Thread Starter
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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...

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You might be a redneck if ...

Your mother in law gave birth to you

If you call your teacher a "yungun"

If your church preaches the word of Willie Nelson

If you harassed Paula Jones and had sex with Monica Lewenski

If you think redneck jokers otta be hanged

If HBO wasn't allowed to Document you because of FCC decency codes

If your wife can fart for over an hour nonstop

If every song you ever heard has the words "honkytonk" and "jukebox" in it

If you see intelligent people on Jerry Springer

If your cat is an Endangered species

If you thought The Lockhorns is your life story

If your sister is named "Billy-Sue"

If your wife has more hair on her legs than her head, but not as much
as is on your back


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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 05-06-2001, 05:39 PM
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if u mow ur yard and find u lost 73 4x4 pacer.

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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 05-06-2001, 06:36 PM
 
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If getting divorced means you can't go to family reunions...you might be a redneck
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if u goto family reunions to pick up chics.

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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 05-07-2001, 12:47 AM
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If your house has more wheels than your car, you might be a Redneck.

If your front porch collapses, and more than ten dogs die, you might be a Redneck.

If you support any professional sports team from Dallas... lol j/k
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