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post #1 of 1 (permalink) Old 05-03-2001, 10:24 AM
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Talking Masturbation

You don't need to use a condom
You don't need a dental dam
You don't need to say "I love you" or "Here's Fifty Dollars, Ma'am."

Don't need to spring for dinner,
Or wear all that sexy stuff
All you need's a set of fingers and a wanker or a muff
'Cause everybody's doin' it, all across the land
Masturbators Of America, Give Yourselves A Hand!

It's natural and organic
It's easy and it's fun
If you don't know how to do it, ask your parents how it's done
You don't need a special license

You don't need a special skill
Just unzip and slip your grip between your hips and get a thrill
'Cause everybody's doin' it, and boy does it feel grand,
Masturbators Of America, Give Yourselves A Hand!

You can do it in the bathroom
You can do it in your bed
You can do it at a concert while you watch the Grateful Dead
You can rub it with some lotion
You can stroke it with a cloth
Arnold Shwartzenegger pounds it, Michael Jackson jacks it off
Your attitude will soften, your horizons will expand.
Masturbators Of America, Give Yourselves A Hand!



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