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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 05-03-2001, 07:34 AM Thread Starter
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Your daily humor:

On an airline flight, Bill Clinton was seated next to an elderly priest.... A minor technical problem at the gate delayed the flight, and the captain announced that the airline would be offering a free round of drinks as an apology.
When the charming and attractive flight attendant came by, Clinton ordered a double scotch. He leaned back with his drink as the attendant asked the priest if he would like a drink. “Oh, no thank you,” replied the priest. “I would rather commit adultery than drink alcohol.”
Choking on his swallow of scotch, Clinton quickly put his drink back on the beverage cart. “Excuse me, miss, I didn’t know I had a choice.”

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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 05-03-2001, 07:35 AM
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