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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-02-2001, 10:45 AM
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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative ; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was .... God, I miss him!

But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the Lawyer, "but, why?"

"Duh; you're a Lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-02-2001, 10:47 AM
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Pretty good, I think your stretch'n for the laughs now though....
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he he, needed a good laugh.
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-02-2001, 05:49 PM
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Kinda corny but made me laugh!!! LOL

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