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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 05-02-2001, 05:13 PM
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This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine.

Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from, boy?"

The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."

The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa?"

The guy responds, " I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?"

The guy says "I mount animals."

The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"

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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 05-02-2001, 05:14 PM
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That's sick! But funny as hell too!
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 05-02-2001, 05:14 PM
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funny,except that Arkansas thing
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