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A man walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm.
Soon people start to gather around him.
First person asks "What the hell are you doing with an octopus in a fucking bar"
His reply was "This is no ordinary fuckin octopus, this sum bitch can play any inrument you put in front of him".
First guy says "Ok I bet the bastard cant play my guitar"
Handed the octopus the guitar and off he went
playing better then anyone had ever heard.
They were all amazed.
Second guy says "Ok I know he cant play this"
Hands him a sax"
Octopus starts playing like Louie Armstrong..
Still amazed....
Guy from the back says "I got something I KNOW he can not play, I'll betcha 100 bux he cant."
Guy with octopus says "your on bitch, bring it up here"
Comes up with a large case and pulls out the bag pipes......
Hands the pipes to the octopus and the octopus fumbles with them for 10 mins.
Everyone laughs and whispers....
Guy with the Bag pipes laughs and says where is my 100 bux, I knew he could not play it
Octopus then looks up and Says....
"PLAY IT, HELL AS SOON AS I GET THESE FUNNY PLAID UNDERWEAR OFF I'M GONNA FUCK IT!!!!"

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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 05-02-2001, 11:31 AM
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LOL!!

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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 05-02-2001, 04:13 PM
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did louie Armstrong play the sax?? I thought it was a trumpet.
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ok ok...that sucked.
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LMAO!!!
Ryan, for the record, he played Trumpet.
He had the cheeks that stretched a mile long
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