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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 05-02-2001, 11:38 AM
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Things never to say to a woman when you're fighting:

1. "Don't you have some laundry to do or something?"

2. "No really...I was laughing about a joke I heard one time."

3. "Ohh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off."

4. "You're just upset because your ass is beginning to spread."

5. "Wait a minute...I get it. What time of the month is it?

6. "Are you gonna cry? (force lip to quiver mockingly)

7. "You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?'

8. "Sorry. I was just picturing you naked."

9. "Whoa, time out honey. Friends is on."

10. "Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Bitch Flakes this morning."

11. "Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?"

12. "Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded."

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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 05-02-2001, 11:39 AM
 
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, Thats funny
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post #3 of 10 (permalink) Old 05-02-2001, 11:40 AM
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HAHAHAHAHA LOVED THE LAST ONE.
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post #4 of 10 (permalink) Old 05-02-2001, 11:44 AM
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post #5 of 10 (permalink) Old 05-02-2001, 01:25 PM
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Duff uses #3 a lot. He has to if he likes me much!

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Originally posted by Kenny_Stang:
I liked #10!
kenny you must be single...



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post #7 of 10 (permalink) Old 05-02-2001, 01:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by trixiebaby:
kenny you must be single...

I like #10 too, that must explain it, huh???

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post #8 of 10 (permalink) Old 05-02-2001, 02:03 PM
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This is too funny. I liked #12.

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post #9 of 10 (permalink) Old 05-02-2001, 02:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by trixiebaby:
kenny you must be single...
You are correct... but I'll be tying the knot on July 29th.

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post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old 05-03-2001, 12:07 AM
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I liked #10!
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