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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 11-08-2010, 07:28 AM Thread Starter
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Red face Dallas Cowboys

The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas .
For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A.. The Dallas Cowboys

Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
A. Old

Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody remembers.

Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!





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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 11-08-2010, 08:03 AM
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lol

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A child was taken from his mother's custody after being badly beaten. The child was placed with and aunt to start a new life, but three weeks later his aunt beats him. Child protective services decide that they should give custody to the Dallas Cowboys, because they can't beat anybody.




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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 11-11-2010, 06:25 PM
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If there is ever a Tornado: get your 'stangs, get your kids, get your favorite pets, and head down to Jerryworld. There won't be any touchdowns there, guaranteed.




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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 11-17-2010, 03:32 PM
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Man, these jokes have spread to a ton of sites I visit regularly. Very funny all of them.

One
Big
Ass
Mistake
America

If you like the IRS, DMV and the Post Office, you will love Obamacare!

“An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.”
Robert A. Heinlein

I have to agree with a quote from former Treasury Secretary William E. Simon: "Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote."
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