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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-05-2010, 09:43 AM Thread Starter
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Dallas, TX (AP) - A seven year old boy was at the center of a Dallas County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree reasonably possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Dallas Cowboys professional football team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-05-2010, 09:54 AM
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Slightly amusing...
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-05-2010, 09:59 AM
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Haha, definitely not what I was expecting
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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-06-2010, 12:21 AM
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shorter and simpler verson:

A police officer was driving down the street when he saw a young boy walking alone down the sidewalk. After pulling over, he rolled down his window and asked the boy "do you need a ride home, son?"
To which the boy replied "NO, I don't wanna go home! My momma beats me!"
The officer then asks "Well, what about your father?" The boy proclaims "My daddy beats me, too!!!". The officer looks at the boy and asks "Well, where would you like me to take you?" The little boy looks at the officer, and after thinking it over for a few seconds, says "I know, take me to the Dallas Cowboys! They don't beat ANYBODY!!!"

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Haha yeah someone posted that on my facebook page...assholes lol

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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-08-2010, 04:09 PM Thread Starter
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The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas:
- For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboys tickets.
- If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-10-2010, 09:08 AM
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the texas state police are cracking down on speeders heading into dallas:
- for the first offense, they give you 2 dallas cowboys tickets.
- if you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
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