One day a rabbit was walking down the lane when he bumped into a snake.
"You must excuse me" said the rabbit "I am blind and I did not see you".
The snake said" That's quite alright, for I am blind too".
The rabbit said to the snake "Then you understand my plight. Sir can you do me a favor? I do not know what I am. Could you feel me and tell me what I am"?
The snake said " Well of course". The snake started wrapping around the rabbit
from head to toe! Soon the snake proclaimed "Well, you are furry,warm and cuddly with long ears. I think you are a rabbit".
The snake then said to the rabbit "As you understand my plight too, I've always wondered what I am".
The rabbit started feeling the snake and soon said "Well you are cold, clammy
and slimy, you have scales to boot. Also you have no balls! I think you are a Lawyer"!