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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 10-19-2010, 10:26 PM Thread Starter
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Date night

A while back, when I was considerably younger,

I picked up a date at her parents’ home.

I’d scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail. Lobster. Champagne.

I asked her, “Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?”

“No,” she replied. “but my mother’s not expecting a blow job tonight.”


Then I asked, "What type of dessert would you like? "..

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