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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 10-15-2010, 09:12 AM Thread Starter
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Red phone

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.

The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. when he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $8.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies: ‘Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, -so, it's a local call.’

Originally Posted by MR TINFOIL HAT View Post
No, it's out there though. If you stop chasing that carrot that's held out in front of you for a minute, you might just be able to see it.
Originally Posted by DOHCTR View Post
Of all times, right now we need to hold our flag high. Stay proud America, and God bless us all.

the above views expressed are those of the individual only and not those of the Department of Defense (or Department of Homeland Security for members of the Coast Guard). DoDD 1344.10, February 19, 2008
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