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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-06-2010, 11:10 AM Thread Starter
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Bacon Tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 feet, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,
"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "

"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees


Ees




Ees





Ees







Ees a ham bush...."

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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-06-2010, 11:12 AM
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creative but lame...

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You SOB, I lol'd.

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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-06-2010, 06:13 PM
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i lol'd more at the wet sock, hambush was funny too but the wet sock gets me for some reason....wet sock....lol

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I lol'd.

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Ya got me. lol.

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