While in Italy a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or marriage he gave her money to have the baby in Italy & to stay in Italy, if she did as he asked he would provide Child Support until the child was 18.
She agreed & asked how he would know when the baby was born. He told her to drop off a postcard with the work "SPAGHETTI" on the back.
9 months later he came home and his wife said: You got a very strange card today! He read the card and turned white & fainted. The card read: