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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 09-18-2010, 10:58 AM Thread Starter
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Gorilla catcher

A man gets up one morning and is getting ready for work when he hears a strange noise on his roof . He walks outside and looks up and is shocked to see a large gorilla on his roof smashing the spanish tile and throwing off the pieces . He rushes back inside with no idea what to do . He then figures he will look thru the yellow pages and finds an add for a gorilla catcher . He calls and exsplains the problem and the man on the line says he will be there in ten minutes . Ten minutes later a van pulls up out front and out comes a guy with a lader , ten bananas , a club , a pitbull , a pistol and a pair of handcuffs . The home owner says thats allot of stuff to the man and asks what he plans to do ? He replies , I will use the lader to get on the roof and hand the bananas to the gorilla . When he takes them I will knock him in the head with the club . When he falls off the roof the dog is trained to bite him in the nuts . When he reaches down to grab the dog , you hand cuff him and I will take him away . Thats a great plan says the home owner , but whats the gun for ? Well , if the gorilla knocks me off the roof , you shoot the dog .

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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 09-18-2010, 11:14 AM
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