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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-31-2010, 01:39 AM Thread Starter
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why are wedding dresses white?

Son asked his mother the following question:

'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies:

'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looks at his son in surprise and says:

'Son, all household appliances come in white.'
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-31-2010, 03:29 AM
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A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"

His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."

The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"

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A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white with a big smile on her face?"

His mom replies, "The bride is in white because this is the happiest day of her life and shes smiling because she gave her last free blow job.

The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, I guess thats why the boy wearing black?"

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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-31-2010, 05:07 PM
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