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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-02-2010, 09:07 AM Thread Starter
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Little Johnny Sells Toothbrushes

The kids filed into class Monday morning.

They were very excited.

Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off: "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."

"Very good," said the teacher.

Little Jenny was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."

"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath ...

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said.

"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.

"Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample."
They all said the same thing... "Hey, this tastes like dog @#$%!"
Then I would say,"It IS dog @#$%. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"
"I used the governmental approach of giving you something @#$%y for free, and then making you pay to get the @#$%y taste out of your mouth."
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-02-2010, 10:43 AM
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LMAO so true!!!

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post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-02-2010, 01:00 PM
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Made me laugh out loud.


But then I said it was about right and started feeling pissed like Robert...
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damn...

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post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-07-2010, 10:26 PM
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dog = check
dog shit = check
chips = check
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toothbrush = anyone know where i can get a large amount of toothbrushes?

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LMAO...that was funny
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post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-10-2010, 09:21 AM
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When did little Johnny turn white?

1/19/09, the last day of Free America.
Pericles "Freedom is the sure possession of those alone who have the courage to defend it. "

"[T]he people alone have an incontestable, unalienable, and indefeasible right to institute government and to reform, alter, or totally change the same when their protection, safety, prosperity, and happiness require it." --Samuel Adams


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