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Two Prostitutes

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:

'Two Prostitutes -- $50.00.'

A policeman, seeing the sign,
Stopped them and told them
They'd either have to remove the sign
Or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:
'JESUS SAVES.'

One of the girls asked the officer,
'How come you don't stop them?!'

'Well, that's a little different,'
The officer smiled
'Their sign pertains to religion.'

So the two ladies of the night frowned
As they took their sign down and drove off.

The following day found the same police officer
In the area when he noticed the two ladies
Driving around with a large sign on their car again.

Figuring he had an easy arrest,
He began to catch up with them
When he noticed the new sign which now read:



'Two Fallen Angels
Seeking Peter -- $50

Wanna see my care face?
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 06-27-2010, 05:23 PM
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two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:

'two prostitutes -- $50.00.'

a policeman, seeing the sign,
stopped them and told them
they'd either have to remove the sign
or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:
'jesus saves.'

one of the girls asked the officer,
'how come you don't stop them?!'

'well, that's a little different,'
the officer smiled
'their sign pertains to religion.'

so the two ladies of the night frowned
as they took their sign down and drove off.

The following day found the same police officer
in the area when he noticed the two ladies
driving around with a large sign on their car again.

Figuring he had an easy arrest,
he began to catch up with them
when he noticed the new sign which now read:



'two fallen angels
seeking peter -- $50
thats fuckin funny!

ABRACADABRA HOMES!
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