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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 06-06-2010, 02:18 PM Thread Starter
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A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.


A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Wanna see my care face?
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 06-06-2010, 02:38 PM
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Haha.... Good one.

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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 06-07-2010, 01:51 PM
CHANGE OIL NOW DIPSHIT!!!
 
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Lmmfaoooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great!!!

Use your head Jethro...you'll make more money
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 06-08-2010, 01:08 PM
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LOL thats funny

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