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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 06-01-2010, 08:09 AM Thread Starter
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Sex with a cowboy

Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a blonde New Yorker), confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State -
1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And..
3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.
Upon returning, the girls were curious s to how she fared...

'Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook brisket over that Mesquite, it's ooh so good...The taste is unbelievable!'
'And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes... Those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!'
They then asked, 'Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?'
'Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!'

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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 06-01-2010, 08:34 AM
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Lol.

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Thats soooooo bad

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I'm a Skoal fan so it had me rolling.

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post #6 of 12 (permalink) Old 06-02-2010, 09:21 AM
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This makes me want some cope long cut <----hasn't had a dip since Friday.

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hahha that was funny

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that is pretty damn funny

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Lmao!

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post #10 of 12 (permalink) Old 06-06-2010, 06:31 PM
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haha!

that was a good one!
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post #11 of 12 (permalink) Old 07-01-2010, 08:54 AM
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That was good.

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post #12 of 12 (permalink) Old 07-01-2010, 09:08 AM
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good joke lol

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