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Talking Womans diary while on a cruise.

DEAR DIARY - DAY 1

All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter decided on this "all-girls" trip.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 2

Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3

At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4

Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5

Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.
Really is charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship. I was shocked.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6

Today, I saved 1600 lives.

Twice.





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Moral of the story: Women are whores.
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reminds of the Hangover- where that dudes wife fucked the bartender

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Moral of the story: Women are whores.
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Reminds me of when soldiers get deployed. Only it doesn't take 6 days and that much convincing.
Sad part is thats true and I cant stand it... Thats lower than a whore...

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Can't tell you how many stories I've heard from guys where they came back from sea and their house looked like the one after the grench got done with it. Sad, but the shit really, really happens.
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reminds of the Hangover- where that dudes wife fucked the bartender

But he didn't come inside of her so it wasn't cheating....

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But he didn't come inside of her so it wasn't cheating....
because she hates cum, finds it revolting.

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But he didn't come inside of her so it wasn't cheating....
Yeah, but he ended up marrying ANOTHER whore....so the moral stands true!



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