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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 05-18-2010, 10:27 PM Thread Starter
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Jogging in Califorina and Texas

Situation:
Governor of state jogging with his dog along a trail. Coyote jumps out and starts to attack dog.

California:
#1. Governor starts to intervene and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is doing
what is natural.
#2. Call animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200 testing it for
diseases and $500 relocating it.
#3. Call Vet. Veterinarian collects dead dog and spends $200 testing it for diseases.
#4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3500 getting checked for diseases from the
coyote and getting bite wound bandaged.
#5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife services conduct a $100,000
survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous animals.
#6. Governor spends $50,000 and starts a coyote awareness program for people who live in
the area.
#7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle rabies and how
to possibly eradicate it.
#8. Governorís security agent fired for not stopping the attack and letting the Governor try
to intervene.
#9. Cost $75,000 to train new security agent.
#10. PETA protest the relocation of the coyote.

Texas:
#1. Governor spends $1.23 on a .380 ACP Gold Dot Hollow Point and he and the dog keep jogging.


And we wonder why California is Broke????
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 05-19-2010, 07:11 AM
duh...duh....duh
 
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Yeah, but the Texas Governor spend 600K of tax money on a rental.

My '03 Sold.
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 05-19-2010, 07:47 AM
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Yeah, but the Texas Governor spend 600K of tax money on a rental.
bwhahahahhaahhaahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

Use your head Jethro...you'll make more money
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