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drinkin with a woman in arizona

Drinking with an Arizona Girl

A Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizona girl are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer ('cuz he's a Muslim), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'

The Arizona girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.


Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In Arizona, we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'



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wow... that was pretty stupid

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wow... that was pretty stupid
I guess you're a beaner?

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How'd she know they were illegal aliens?


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Racist joke FAIL

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I guess you're a beaner?
Yes.Yes i am,Even my white friend said it was fucking dumb lol... and it was...
Like paul says..This joke is loaded with fail

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Yes.Yes i am,Even my white friend said it was fucking dumb lol... and it was...
Like paul says..This joke is loaded with fail
Yea, well my black friend says shut up, and my asian friend says do your own taxes.

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How'd she know they were illegal aliens?
there are reasons it is called a joke people. sensitive folks in here

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Yea, well my black friend says shut up, and my asian friend says do your own taxes.
And i do you retarded birdsh*t looking MF haha

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Yea, well my black friend says shut up, and my asian friend says do your own taxes.
tell your black freind to go pick watermelons and your asian buddy to go press some laundry and learn how to drive.EPIC FAIL!

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damn that was a horrible attempt at a joke. Smells like FAIL in here, seriously...

I even looked at how many replies it had before I clicked on the thread thinking that with all the attention it was getting it must be funny... then, in hopes of it being a really funny joke, I read it out loud to myself... using the best impression of a mexican and an arab as I could just so it sounded authentic... But fuck what a waste of time that was.


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tell your black freind to go pick watermelons and your asian buddy to go press some laundry and learn how to drive.EPIC FAIL!
The asian said he's too busy balancing your failing company's budget, and the black guy is too busy banging your fat bitch while you're at work.

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The asian said he's too busy balancing your failing company's budget, and the black guy is too busy banging your fat bitch while you're at work.
i don't call a multimillion dollar business failing!ha!and the nigger must be referring to your moms yo!

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i don't call a multimillion dollar business failing!ha!and the nigger must be referring to your moms yo!
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lol...oh well...i guess i failed

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there are reasons it is called a joke people. sensitive folks in here
no fuckin shit..

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i don't call a multimillion dollar business failing!ha!and the nigger must be referring to your moms yo!
rrrrrrrrrrrrright...........we got us another dfwstangs kajillionaire ladies and gents,shoot....let me get my boots on..gettin deep in hurra

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And i do you retarded birdsh*t looking MF haha
he said u looked like birdshot......lol

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there are reasons it is called a joke people. sensitive folks in here
Really? Why is it called a joke, instead of something like a torp? And what does that have to do with somebody painting all Mexicans and Muslims as illegals that (joke or not) wouldn't be noticed if they were shot?

I understand it's a joke, but the shred of humor in it is outweighed by the racism and prejudice it presents.


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