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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 05-03-2010, 11:11 PM Thread Starter
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The Marine and the terrorist

A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and
unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.

We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road..

I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved. And he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing
Commie who isn't even an American.

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."





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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 05-04-2010, 08:04 AM
duh...duh....duh
 
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I need to lighten up, it's should by funny but I can't get myself to laugh at it.

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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 05-06-2010, 12:02 PM
CHANGE OIL NOW DIPSHIT!!!
 
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lmao....gotta remember that one.

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