A man goes to the zoo when a gust of wind blows some dirt into his eye.
He starts pulling at his eye lid not knowing he was standing next to the gorilla cage. The beast goes nut, bends the bars apart, and beats the man senseless.
The man finally came to and explained it all as it happened to the caretakers. Well, they say, pulling your eyelids ... See More means F...Y.. in gorilla language.
So the man planning for revenge apologizes and continues on his day. Few days later the same man comes back to the gorilla cage with 2 party hats, 2 whistles, 2 knives, and packs HIMSELF with large sausage.
He knows these mammals are smart and usually mimic what they see. SOOO, he puts on the hat, and animal does as he does. The man is totally amusing himself. He proceeds to blow the whistle, the animals mimics his exact form. Totally in awe, his evil thought comes to play, he grabs the knife, pulls out the sausage from within his pants and SLICES a large chunk off.
The guerilla grabs the knife, takes a look at his crotch then decides to PULL HIS EYELID.
"I drank What!?" Socrates
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Last edited by RedPony07; 04-06-2010 at 07:06 PM.
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