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The Birds and Bees

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I donít want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you wonít tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong. ...

The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the "Thereís no Easter Bunny" speech.
At seven, I got the "Thereís no Tooth Fairy" speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the "Thereís no Santa" speech.

If youíre going to tell me that grown-ups donít really get to fuck, Iíll have nothing left to live for."
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 04-07-2010, 03:05 PM
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hehe.... thats a good one
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