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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 04-02-2010, 01:54 PM Thread Starter
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DEPUT VS LAWYER (might be old. But its funny)

DEPUT VS LAWYER

Only in Texas my friends.... Only in Texas
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's
deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then a cop from Houston . He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense.
The deputy says, " License and registration, please." " What for?"
says the lawyer. The deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." "You still didn't come to a complete stop," says the deputy. "License and registration, please." The lawyer says, "What's the difference?" "The difference is you have to come to complete stop. That's the law. License and registration, please!" the Deputy says. Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket. That sound fair?”
“Please exit your vehicle, sir," the deputy says. At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the daylights out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"

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That MF'er is prolly so fast it would be like riding a big giant can of rape named bubba just outta prison set free in a girls college dorm.
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 04-02-2010, 06:04 PM
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Deputy*, not once, but twice!
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post #3 of 11 (permalink) Old 04-03-2010, 12:10 AM
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And it is very old, and has been posted on here numerous times.

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post #4 of 11 (permalink) Old 04-03-2010, 07:58 AM Thread Starter
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Well sorry for the fail. First time iv seen it. Thought it was funny.

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That MF'er is prolly so fast it would be like riding a big giant can of rape named bubba just outta prison set free in a girls college dorm.
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post #5 of 11 (permalink) Old 04-05-2010, 04:19 AM
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Old as fuk and pretty dumb
post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old 04-05-2010, 03:31 PM
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Even too dumb to spell while cut 'n pasting a BS joke.....pathetic.

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post #7 of 11 (permalink) Old 04-06-2010, 08:12 AM Thread Starter
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Hey you need to get your dick away from me. Im really starting to think you want to fuck me...

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That MF'er is prolly so fast it would be like riding a big giant can of rape named bubba just outta prison set free in a girls college dorm.
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post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old 04-07-2010, 11:36 AM
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A fucking faggot to boot....no surprise there though.

Illiterate wittle basterd, every time you post you fail. What's it like to always lose?
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post #9 of 11 (permalink) Old 04-07-2010, 01:02 PM Thread Starter
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Well lastnight my wife left me. So right now it feels pretty bad. Thanks for making me feel worse.

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That MF'er is prolly so fast it would be like riding a big giant can of rape named bubba just outta prison set free in a girls college dorm.
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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 04-07-2010, 01:14 PM
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Sorry to hear that sho_shane. No matter what difference you or I have or have had, I don't ever wish bad things on anyone, because there is more than enough opportunity for them to happen all on their own.
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post #11 of 11 (permalink) Old 04-07-2010, 01:25 PM Thread Starter
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Ya its been coming I guess. I just did not see it since I work 70 hours a week. Its fine.

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That MF'er is prolly so fast it would be like riding a big giant can of rape named bubba just outta prison set free in a girls college dorm.
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