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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 03-22-2010, 10:22 AM Thread Starter
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Yeah I know it's a cardinal sin to post forwarded emails. But I did it anyway.

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> JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new
> baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you
> got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'
>
> MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny
> replied she was so old she didn't remember any more.
> Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look
> in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'
>
> STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I
> love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you
> outside my bedroom window.'
>
> BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer.
> She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her
> frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and
> she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder,
> the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'
>
> SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups.
> 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she
> said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'
>
> DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked:
> 'How much do I cost?'
>
> CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his
> Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I
> don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get
> married. How will my wife fit in it?'
>
> MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were
> hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes
> off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her
> mouth?'
>
> TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly,
> rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for
> a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit
> your face?'
>
> JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read:
> 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee
> out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to
> salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the
> flea?'
>
> The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget...
>
> This particular Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the
> minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a
> rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we
> are but dust...' He would have continued but at that
> moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned
> over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four
> year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 03-22-2010, 11:11 AM
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 03-25-2010, 12:57 PM
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[QUOTE=46Tbird;6139860]Yeah I know it's a cardinal sin to post forwarded emails. But I did it anyway.

Beats typing all that!


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