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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 03-15-2010, 04:41 PM Thread Starter
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robot bartender

A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he
> noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and
> asked, "Sir, what will you have?"
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> The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please."
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> The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini
> the man had
> ever had.
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> The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
>
> The man answered "oh, about 164."
>
> The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity',
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> 'inter-steller space travel', 'the latest medical break throughs',
>
>
> etc........
>
> The man was most impressed. He left the bar
> but thought he would try a
>
> different tact.. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked
>
>
> and asked what he would have? "A Martini please."
>
> Again it was superb. The robot again asked "what is your IQ sir?"
>
>
> This time the man answered, "Oh about 100". So the robot started
> discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the
> Dodgers to do this weekend.
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>
>
> The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a
> stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"?
>
> This time the man drawled out "Uh..... bout 50".
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>
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> The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,
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>
>
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> "A-r-e __ y-o-u __ p-e-o-p-l-e __ s-t-i-l-l __ h-a-p-p-y __ w-i-t-h __ O-B-A-M-A?
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 03-15-2010, 04:58 PM
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i think i've seen that joke on dfwstangs at least 3 times now.

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