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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 03-14-2010, 11:19 AM Thread Starter
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Guts and Balls

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about
people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between
them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your
wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you
flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and
having the Balls to say: 'You're next, chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions

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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 03-14-2010, 11:24 AM
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 03-14-2010, 05:41 PM
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Lol! that was good.
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 03-18-2010, 05:25 PM
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nice

when you 're living fast dying young is part of the game
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