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My Dog

MY DOG


I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare.

At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare".

So I explained to her that my Dog is black, unemployed, and lazy, can't
speak English and has no frigging clue who his Daddy is. So she looked in
her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.

My Dog gets his first check Friday.

Damn this is a great country.









IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS ~ FEEL FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM.
IN GOD WE TRUST
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