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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-25-2010, 10:59 PM Thread Starter
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Toyota has just had a press conference and announced that they are in a very sticky situation and don't have much experience dealing with a major blow to their image.

So, in true corporate fashion they have hired Tiger Woods as their spokesman for their new add campaign. It's no secret why Tiger got the job. He's part Asian and just like Toyota he's in a very sticky situation and is also trying to salvage his reputation.


Their new Add slogan will be: Honestly we both can stop.

TRAIN TRASH it's like WHITE TRASH but with money.

My other vehicle is a Locomotive.

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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-25-2010, 11:00 PM
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I don't get it? I mean, I guess I understand the premise - gas pedal sticking, requiring brakes... but it's a stretch.
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-25-2010, 11:14 PM
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Lame.
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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-25-2010, 11:28 PM
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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-02-2010, 09:47 AM
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did you just write that yourself?

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don't quit your day job
unless you're Tiger's PR man, or the guy that installs gas pedals for Toyota


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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-02-2010, 12:03 PM
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not funny haha

funny queer.

god bless.

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