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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-21-2010, 12:38 PM Thread Starter
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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land".

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the promised land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. I called Lifeline. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-21-2010, 03:17 PM
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Kinda true but still funny
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-24-2010, 02:31 PM
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I laughed... a little

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Bump for a fresh joke.
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-26-2010, 01:32 PM
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i literally laughed out loud ppl are just looking at me!

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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-02-2010, 01:14 PM
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Pakistan one got me. LOL.

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