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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-30-2010, 06:11 AM Thread Starter
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DAVBRUCAS' cure for domestic violence!

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes
home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a
real good medicine for that..When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and
reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with sweet tea. I gargled and gargled, and nothing happened!"

Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-30-2010, 06:25 AM
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lmfao
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LOL...it takes a shitload of self-restraint to not tell people what I think of them when I see them in the ER! But there is some truth to that joke! A man can only take so much before he snaps...with that said, I would never hit a woman.
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...I would never hit a woman.
me either

http://www.secondose.com/never-hit-a-woman/
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LOL...it takes a shitload of self-restraint to not tell people what I think of them when I see them in the ER! But there is some truth to that joke! A man can only take so much before he snaps...with that said, I would never hit a woman.

I worked in the Family Violence Unit for three years. Some of the most depressing work out there (Crimes Against Children was worse). Talk about not wanting to come to work and deal with family problems.

With that said, I can still joke about it. When I was working the unit, a friend bought me a sticker that said "Three out of five marraiges end with a blow to the head!".
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That's effing funny!

When the "Most interesting man in the world" needs advice, he calls me.
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Lmao!!!

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